Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
