Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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