I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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