gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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