I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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