Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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