I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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