I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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