I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Damn victory sex feels great
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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