Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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