Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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