Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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