Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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