Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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