Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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