He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
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you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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