Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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