who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Houston, we have a blender
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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