You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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