I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I want a musical about memes.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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