My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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