can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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