we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You are a genius and a whore.
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