all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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