i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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