so that wasnt chicken after all
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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