Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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