If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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