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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

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• (352): View more from Florida

  He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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• (914): View more from New York

  you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.

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• (951): View more from California

  Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress

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  This is what my life has come to

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?

  (941): View more from Florida

  You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?

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