Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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