its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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