I love black thongs
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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