toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
