i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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