Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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