I wish I only lived at night.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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