I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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