So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I will be naked everywhere
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your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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