For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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