Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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