what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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