So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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