im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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