any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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