Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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