You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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