she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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