Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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