Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
