are you so shy because you have an std?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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