i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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