I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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