I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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