i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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