I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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